George is a poem where George explains to the classroom that sometimes his dad doesn't shave his beard so his face is all prickly.


DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.


George said "sometimes my dad doesn't shave and his face his all prickly," the new teacher said "what does mother say about that" and George didn't say anything. Clair said "his mom don't live with his dad" and the teacher said "don't say don't, say doesn't" and Clair said "I live with my auntie."

Use in YTPsEdit

  • The part where Michael says "Prickly" is shorten down to "prick" to use as an insult
  • The part when Michael says "and George said" is usually used to be before a effect.