"Hot Food" is a poem by Michael Rosen, from his book "The Hypnotiser". It is without doubt one of his most famous and pooped poems.
It's so popular in fact, that it is used throughout the entire YTP genre.
We sit out to eat, and the potato's a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow. *blows x2* til it's cool, just cool, then into the mouth, *slurp* *tongue click* Nice. And there's my brother, he's doing the same. *blows x2* til it's cool, just cool, into the mouth, *slurp* *tongue click* Nice. There's my Mum, she's doing the same. *blows x2* til it's cool, just cool, into the mouth, *slurp* *tongue click* Nice. But my Dad, my Dad what does he do; He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth and then that really does it. His eyes pop out, he flaps his hands, he blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down, he spits bits of potato all over his plate, and he turns to us and he goes, "Watch out everybody, the potato is really hot".
Use in YTPs Edit
- Michael clicking his tongue and saying "Nice" is used countless times throughout all of the YTP genre.
- "blow" is also used if Michael is receiving a blowjob. (Usually from Eileen)
- After Michael says ".. the potato is really hot.", Michael turns his head to the left with a confused face. This is commonly used when Michael sees and/or hears something rather stupid.