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Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 2 is the second part of the series of the same name (minus part two).

It's from the book of the same name.

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Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2 - Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 2.

My dad had a favourite page in Michael's Big Book Of Bad Things: page one. Because on page one it said, "Oh yes! Like the time you threw your mother's best ring out of the window! It was her grandmother's!" Now I know that sounds bad, but I was only two. You don't know you're doing a bad thing when you're two. I must have seen the ring on the floor, toddled over, picked it up, and gone, "Wheeeeee!" and it went flying out the window! Only I forgot to tell you, we lived in a flat over a shop, so when it went flying out the window, it landed in the street, where it was never found again. And something else, my mum and dad could speak another language. It's a language that some Jewish people speak. It's called, Yiddish. And my dad didn't say the English word, grandmother. He said the Yiddish word and that made it sound all kind of... ancient and traditional. So my dad says, "Oh yes! Like the time you threw your mother's best ring out of the window! It was her... bubbe's!" Bubbe's?! It felt like the room, filled up with bubbes, hundreds of them, and they were all crowding round me going, "You threw your mother's best ring out of the window, and it was her bubbe's?" [Face Palm] So what happens, the next time I get into trouble?

Used in YTPs[]

  • "Oh yes! Like the time you threw your mother's best ring out of the window!" is sometimes used in YTPs.
  • Poopers use "Wheeee!" often.
Michael Rosen's Big Book of Bad Things (V E)
Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 1

One Second Late Put Your Hand Up Sea-slugs Stories and Illnesses Air The Stranger on the Road from Jack and the Beanstalk The Stranger Who Met Jack Meets Someone Else The Messenger* The Space on the Page Fox Alligator Problem Fish Eddie Dream The Book Car School* Win This Car If a Computer...* What Is a Window? Words Are Ours* The Tents Tabby and Grey and Tortoiseshell 1954 Red Sheep We're Walking The Balloon The Draught Today; One Day* Two Plus Two Is Five Talking Cat Language Bob Dylan Once Said That He'd Let You Be in His Dreams if He Could Be in Yours The Lesson The Clock The Lift What's in Your Bag?* Not Santa Take the Thing into Your Hands This Is the Place Jellyfish You Can't; You Can Please Leave

Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 2

Staying Over The Seagulls* They Don't Love You* On the Move Again* Corned Beef* Daddy-long-legs in a Hotel Room* Dinosaur Problem Solved Satnav The Corner of the Sheet* School Haiku Shane The Difference Our Flat The Alley My Dad Perhaps The Rhythm of Life** Don't Drown* The Newborn Child* They Said; I Say* The Mirror Wet Concrete The Child Something Changes*

Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 3

Chazze Bupke I'm Tired* The Raft* The Rains* Cosmo Caff Time to Write Where Do We Come From? Fly Racing* Great Expectations Campsite, Ladram Bay, 1952 The Bell* The Fly The Head's Toilet Science* A Terrible Start The Glare The Great Central-heating Mystery The Hole in the Wall* The Homework Book* The Noise* Zeyde The Dump Toad in France Make Your Bed Bagel* A Three-year-old Playing Beasties A Three-year-old Asks a Question

Michael's Big Book of Bad Things Part 4

* Indicates poems in this book were made into YouTube videos
** Also known as Hand On The Bridge in the YouTube version

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