Michael Rosen

Full Name

Michael Wayne Rosen


Wessex, England


7 May 1946 (70 years old)


Children's Book / Poem Writer

Michael Wayne Rosen is an English poem/book writer, he has a Youtube channel by the name of 'ArtificeDesign', in which he has uploaded over 50 videos of him performing his poems, ranging from under a minute, to over 5 minutes in length. 

The poems differ in setting, some being recorded in a more reverberant studio, others being recorded in front of a dark screen. Although some of his videos consist of him performing his poems live in front of an audience. Most of his poems are based on his misadventures with his family. 

Youtube Poops/The Cult of RosenEdit

On July 10 2009, a Youtube Pooper by the name of 'kronoix' uploaded a Youtube Poop of Michael's Cbeebies source, although this may have been the first, the most popular Michael Rosen YTPers at the time were Insector, DerryMarksun and ImperialLobster. 

Youtube Poop- Michael tells a disturbing story about a young whippersnapper called Nate01:10

Youtube Poop- Michael tells a disturbing story about a young whippersnapper called Nate

The YTPs mainly consisted of sentence mixing Michael's white screen source videos, changing their context completely. Michael's YTP depiction is usually described as a muderer, rapist, pedophile or necrophiliac. 

The YTP that brought Michael Rosen poops into the limelight was cs188's 'Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit', generating over 1 million views.

Michael's DiscoveryEdit

Improved Quality- Michael Rosen - Pennsylvania Masturbators (interview)08:01

Improved Quality- Michael Rosen - Pennsylvania Masturbators (interview)



It didn't take long for Michael Rosen himself to discover the Youtube Poops hundreds of YTPers were making on a daily basis, as expected, he attempted to take them down from Youtube. This resulted in many Rosen poopers being banned, or at least having their poops taken off. However, this did not stop the Rosen community from making their sweet, glorious YTPs, so Michael eventually gave up, and allowed the YTPers to reign supreme. 

After the fiasco, Michael was asked about the YTPs in a Q&A, to which he described the YTP community as 'teenage boy masturbators from Pennsylvania', despite most Michael Rosen YTPers originating from Britain. Michael later starred in a video 'thanking' the YTPers for pooping him, all the while his face turned more red than a tomato. 

Michael doesn't necessarily mind the vulgarity of the poops, he worries more about children or parents discovering his poops and associating them with his character. 

Michael has not since taken down any YTPs since 2011.

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