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No-one In is one of Michael Rosen's shorter poems on Artifice Design.

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No-one In

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No-one In.

Sometimes you come home and there's no-one in. There are no lights on, no food ready, no telly, no one laughing, no jokes, just you on your own. That's when my brain starts doing things, you know, murderers and mad dog stuff. I'll tell you what I do, when I open the door, I shove it really hard and fast and it bangs against the wall really loud so if he's hiding behind the door you'll get it right on the nose. I never have got him. I'll tell you what did happen, the door handle made a great big hole in the wall.

Use in PoopsEdit

The line "That's when my brain starts doing things, you know, murderers and mad dog stuff." is a popular phrase that is used in many Michael Rosen poops. Also, Michael's description of slamming the door is also used in some vulgar sex jokes. 

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