DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.
Put your thumb in the air your finger over there, look for your other thumb you'll probably find it on the other hand put that thumb on the end of your finger put that finger at the end of your thumb you've got a telly now what programme should i put on the telly? I know!
that programme is called: What's this ear?
put your cheek on the telly!
that programme is called: Don't be cheeky
put your nose on the telly! that would make a good programme
that programme is called: ..... The six o'clock nose