Useless Information is a poem by Michael Rosen, from his book "The Hypnotiser"

The poem is about useless info Michael or the unnamed narrator has read in a book. It is a short poem, lasting only 29 seconds on Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

Transcript Edit

DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.

Useless Information.

I read in a book that... giraffes have no voices. The Red Sea is blue. Gorillas can't swim. Black treacle is brown. Elephants can't jump. And nothing rhymes with orange. Does it?

Usage in YTPs Edit

Ironically, Useless Information is Useless Information in the eyes of the Youtube Poopers. It is not usually used in YTP's unless the title is used (for example "The Useless Information Of Michael Rosen") or some other word is needed.