When I Was A Wee Wee Tot is a poem by Michael Rosen that falls into a series of poems called Sonsense Nongs. The poem explains how Melon Man was potty trained by his parents as a baby.


DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.

Now you know what wee-wee means don't you? it means very small.

When I Was A Wee-Wee Tot they took me from my Wee-Wee cot  they put me on my Wee-Wee pot to see if I would wee or not When they found that I would not they took me from my Wee-Wee pot they put me on my Wee-Wee cot Where I wee-wee quite a lot