YTP Spastic Action feat. pNsB
YTP: Spastic Action is a YTP released by Fantastic Plums on November 25th, 2017. He worked alongside British YTPer pNsB to make it into a collaborative YTP. This was also the last YTP that Fantastic Plums made.
Transcript[]
(the video begins with Michael doing the Michael Rosen Rap, but the screen was slightly blurred and darkened, with some music in it.)
(intro message)
- "Hey all! pNsB and myself decided to have a little collab together! And, well, this is what we came up with! So sit back, relax, and enjoy!"
- - Fantastic Plums & pNsB
(Michael Rosen moves his mouth before saying "Hello!") Hello! (Michael's edited face and distorted audio.) Fantastic Plums here! *click* NuN! *low-pitched click 5x* (Older Rosen with SMPTE bars in the background.) Don't do that! Once my friend Harrybo came to school dying. (lagged chuckle) Hard luck Harrybox-less Information. But then I remembered, "don't do the cat". (Older Rosen's edited face and slowed audio.) euuuaugh! (Older Rosen's edited face again, with lasers on the eyes, with red screen and distorted audio.) yEeEeEeAh! (Michael Rosen saying "Pfff!" with SMPTE bars in the background.) (mini YTPMV of Michael saying "AHH!" with the Mario theme, then the car crashes.)
Sup guys, pNsB here, I'm gonna burn myself. (explosion) AHH! AnywawynA, I'm doing a collaboration with Fantanstic Plums smums, and off we go. WoW whoosh! Fast Food (SMPTE bars with TF2 Engineer saying "Nope" at the background.) I want to tell you about a place I went (inaudible sound of Michael, and Michael looks left and looked back.) (edited audio and the SMPTE bars.) Babysitting there, reading (SMPTE bars with Pinkie Pie playing the trumpet, and Older Rosen saying "No, no, no" with the text "Sorry, Fantastic Plums" going up quickly.) Babysitting in front of me and I saw him ("Pfft!" but Michael Rosen.exe has stopped working) gigglggig gigglggig. Sorry, uh, whahw uh (close up of Michael Rosen's face saying "Uh" and then earrape, the edited faces later starts lagging.)
(Michael's confused face later turns back from the left with the eyes edited bigger.) What was that? (the title screen later shows "*viewers*". This is used for the viewers' response.) I dunnonno! (two of Michael's faces are edited together, the faces later edited with flashing, and then explodes.) CoC (Michael Rosen saying "Why?" with SMPTE bars in the background.) I was seven, my mum and dad were very pleased with me. My mum please me. I think you knonk uoy kniht I. The Noise (but the "Noise" is in wavy audio and Michael's twisted face.) (Michael Rosen saying "huh, heheheh, huh" with SMPTE bars in the background.) Who do you think was the first person I happened to beat my meat? Two. (close up of Michael going to do a "really good" face.) My mum and dad. (SMPTE bars showing two Michael Rosen's. The orange Rosen (left) saying "Pfff ffff ffff ffff ffff!" and the normal Rosen (right) saying "No!" with the text that says "That's 2 people you twat!" above.)
(Michael goes to his studio.) Sorry, I forgot we were doing a terrifying collab. Sorry, sorry, and I suddenly CaC ylneddus SuS SuS. U-Useless prick (SMPTE bars with Older Rosen saying "Don't".) Giraffes have nothing, gorillirogorillas swim in the Red Sea, elephants go to dry the Red Seae, and the hot air goes, whoohw, into their face, whoohw whoohw whoohw (Michael Rosen.exe has stopped working) I want to tell you about a *pleaugh*! (SMPTE bars) (Older Rosen is supposed to say "Don't", but the SMPTE bars appears again.) Tea Time, and my dad wants milk in his pocket, and yey, it melted. And my dad doesn't shave and his face had a moustache, it was horrible! (close up of Michael's inverted face and edited audio.) (edited SMPTE bars and a fart sound.) AnynA, on Monday, my dad woke me up by being really loud all Saturday morning, the little f*ck I tried to talk to him (close up of Michael's face with a loud sound.) Do you want an apple? ("No." but Michael Rosen.exe has stopped working a bit.) What do you want then? (in high-pitched voice) An apple my arse. (SMPTE bars)
Best girl (SMPTE bars but in wavy.) (even more Older Rosen smiling while moving his face, then Michael Rosen saying "Shhh!", which later zooms in.) Logic board. Computer. Uhm... Uhh... Uhm... Uh... Bleaugh! (in earrape and an iPhone moving through the screen.) (SMPTE bars with the text that says "I know this clip was short, but whatever. :P".)
Georgefish. On MonoM me and my sister. Me and my sister, we sit up in bed, doing my favourite game. This game sucks. (SMPTE bars) I sit up in bed, doing my sister in the bu- (SMPTE bars) Head-ake. When I was a boy, my dad knew I was gay. He says, "Look at your browser history." Would you believe it, the things people search for. Mum comes in my coffee. Euuuaugh! (in high-pitched voice and Older Rosen's edited face.) Don't tell her, her voice is sleepy. When my mum goes crazy in English, my dad says (Michael's dad doing strange things.) and I say (Michael doing strange things, like his dad.)
(the video ends with the same as the beginning.)
(outro message)
- "Well, that was the collab! I hope you enjoyed what we came up with! We had a lot of fun making this, I can tell you that. pNsB's channel will be linked in the description, make sure you sub to him! He makes amazing content! That's all for now. Stay fantastic!"
- - Fantastic Plums
Trivia[]
- According to NANGYLOL, there are slightly too many "Please Stand By" screens.[1] In reality, the "Please Stand By" screens are actually the SMPTE bars. There are 17 SMPTE bars in total.
- This is the last YTP by Fantastic Plums.